DH: (looking at one of my cookbooks)
Me: Oh! Whatcha wanta make?
DH: (shows fudge recipe) But it takes 2 hours, I'll make it another time.
Me: I can make some fudge frosting, it will be ready in less than five minutes.
DH: What would I do with that?
Me: Eat it with a spoon of course!
DH: (rolls eyes heavenward and laughs) I should have known you were going to say that.
Me: So do you want me to go make that frosting?
Five minutes later DH is eating fudge frosting with a spoon.
Me: See, five minutes and it's good isn't it?
DH: Well it's not fudge, but it is good.
Me: Not bad for five minutes.